ALL AMERICAN WEEKEND
CI Bethlehem Super-Store
The CI Bethlehem Super-Store’s FAMED All American Weekend can be described in a few words as, “The SECOND Best Damn Cigar Show on Earth!” This year, you can eat, drink, smoke, enjoy free prizes and probably meet all your favorite cigar manufacturers who will be hanging out with us because they were just kind of “in the neighborhood”. No purchase or tickets are required to come to the ultimate experience of “All American Weekend”!
Now listen…the fine folks at CI love America, our country’s military and you, CI Nation! We’re combining our love for all three during this epic event and we’re kicking off our tribute to the USA at the crack of dawn with our FAMED annual “SCRATCH & DENT SALE”! Ok, so 9:30am isn’t quite the crack of dawn but with our patriotic motley crew of a staff, 9:30am does come quite early. Regardless, my fellow Americans, this is how our “S&D” sale works: Our extremely capitalistic sales staff will greet you before you even reach the doors to enter the store by surrounding you with a grove of small, medium, large humidors! Before you’re overwhelmed by the smattering of various humidors, understand that this sale is very different from what you’re used to…NO PRICE TAGS! Ok, maybe there will be a few, but here’s a word of advice: Like the FAMOUS pawnbroker Les Gold said, “EVERYTHING is negotiable.” FINALLY, the ball is in your court so make sure you lowball the pants off our staff because we will have HUNDREDS of humidors and they all need to go!
Let’s move on to our next item up for bid because we’re not done and, in fact, we’ve only just begun. There’s nothing more American than a good ol’ fashion meal of surf and turf, but when you’re dealing with your friends at Cigars International, you know that we’re more known for the herf. Therefore, my red-white-and-blue bleeding fellow Americans, allow us to present to you CI’s “Surf and Herf” deal which will have you smiling from ear-to-Ross-Perot-sized-ear!
The delightful concoction of cigars and seafood is all yours for the miniscule price of $19.99, but we’re clearly not doing this patriotic special any justice if we stop there. This is what you will receive for a measly ol’ Jackson-faced bill: Receive a 5-count travel herf-a-dor chock full with FIVE (5) cigars, fresh steamed clams (15 of them to be exact), perfectly cooked corn on the cob, a voluptuously plump baked potato and chowder, or chowda' for our New England-accented friends. The most important part of this $19.99 “Surf and Herf” combo is that for every combo you purchase, Cigars International will donate FIVE (5) cigars to the troops. We love our troops and we appreciate your support in helping give back to our nation’s servicemen and servicewomen. If you're thirsty, we got you covered with FREE beer throughout the day!
After ye fill thy gullet and stimulate thy palate with the most premium of handmade cigars, no need to worry for our bathrooms are located indoors along with nice, comfortable air conditioning. Who woulda' thunk it!?!?!
Alas, the time for entertainment is upon us and we’ve scoured the earth for one of the best carnival games to ever exist…you know that BB gun game where you shoot targets that are on a piece of paper? Yes, that one! However, this time my fellow patriots, our game will not only benefit you but also our brave troops who fight for our freedom every day.
Here’s how to get in the game: Purchase a premium Black Ops cigar sampler for ONLY $25.00. With your sampler purchase you’ll get one shot and a raffle ticket for some sick prizes later in the day. For every sampler you purchase, Cigars International is donating $5.00 to the Navy Seal Foundation who helps provide assistance to the Naval Special Warfare community and their families. We’ve forgone the dunk tank this year because, to be quite honest, who wants to see the store manager ‘Flapjacks’ Brown in a wet t-shirt? Right… we didn’t either.
Now that you’ve got one of the most disturbing images any rational thinking person could have in your mind, let’s switch gears because we’re not done yet! “The Shane Speal Jug Band” will play a FOUR (4) hour musical set beginning at NOON. Shane will not only play the blues to perfection, but he will also be playing with his custom-made cigar box guitars!
After Shane rocks out, our friends “Element 22” will perform a whopping FIVE (5) hour set beginning at 4pm! The fine folks from “Element 22” will perform your favorite classic rock hits that will have you singing along all the way until 9:00pm!
Finally, to cap off this bedlam of cigar bliss, we're passing off MASSIVE savings to you during our highly renowned mini-"Pallet Palooza"! We're featuring TEN (10) of the most insane cigar deals this side of the Monocacy Creek! These brands for one day only, we'll be featured at a RIDONKULOUS 50% off MSRP!
Did we mention that we're dishing out FREE beer throughout the day?