I've got my "ION" flavor.
Handmade in Esteli, Nicaragua, ION cigars offer the perfect fusion of unique flavors and premium tobaccos. Keyword there, premium tobaccos. That's right, ION ain't your run of the mill squishy, cardboard-tasting, short-filler cheapie that's been slathered in syrupy cherry goodness. But rather the opposite, a premium handmade that's been carefully enhanced with a variety of natural flavorings to create a distinctive experience.
Note: I agree, some of the names are a bit goofy....but the cigars are far from it. That's all. Goodnight.