Tip-Top Torpedos Mega-Sampler II
Notice to CI's jabroni competitors: the can has been opened.
I love introducing you gents to quality cigars. That’s my whole M.O. - that’s why I've compiled this jumbo sampler at the veritable spleen-bursting price of $59.95. What? Yes, and rest assured this is not some ho-hum sampler. Quite the opposite! One glance at the picture and you'll see how this collection delivers a superior collection of top-notch premium brands - all juicy torpedo shapes - for CRAEEZEE savings. I really like these blends, and I like you. So I’m throwing caution to the wind and matching the two of you up. And it's a cheap date - chump change to be exact. One of these days I’ll try and make some money off you people, but for now I'm doing some more charitable giving, pricing this exquisite sampler so good that you'll remain bereft of excuses to not buy one, and instead feel compelled to sing CI's praises from the mountaintop. Alas, I know some of you wiley veterans have already tried these brands and will not treat this as an introductory sampler and instead outsmart me and buy a couple. Nothing I can do about that, this is the life I chose, I knew the job was dangerous before I took it.
Tip-Top Torpedos Mega-Sampler II includes:
5 - Pueblo Dominicano Torpedo (6.25" x 54)
5 - Gurkha Blue Steel Torpedo (6.5" x 53)
5 - Man O' War Ruination Belicoso (5.75" x 56)
5 - Pinar del Rio Reserva Limitada Torpedo (6.5" x 52)
MSRP: $182.50
I love introducing you gents to quality cigars. That’s my whole M.O. - that’s why I've compiled this jumbo sampler at the veritable spleen-bursting price of $59.95. What? Yes, and rest assured this is not some ho-hum sampler. Quite the opposite! One glance at the picture and you'll see how this collection delivers a superior collection of top-notch premium brands - all juicy torpedo shapes - for CRAEEZEE savings. I really like these blends, and I like you. So I’m throwing caution to the wind and matching the two of you up. And it's a cheap date - chump change to be exact. One of these days I’ll try and make some money off you people, but for now I'm doing some more charitable giving, pricing this exquisite sampler so good that you'll remain bereft of excuses to not buy one, and instead feel compelled to sing CI's praises from the mountaintop. Alas, I know some of you wiley veterans have already tried these brands and will not treat this as an introductory sampler and instead outsmart me and buy a couple. Nothing I can do about that, this is the life I chose, I knew the job was dangerous before I took it.
Tip-Top Torpedos Mega-Sampler II includes:
5 - Pueblo Dominicano Torpedo (6.25" x 54)
5 - Gurkha Blue Steel Torpedo (6.5" x 53)
5 - Man O' War Ruination Belicoso (5.75" x 56)
5 - Pinar del Rio Reserva Limitada Torpedo (6.5" x 52)
MSRP: $182.50