Ha!!!!!
The only hesitation that occurred was when I re-evaluated my career in the cigar business after being offered this sorry cigar. True story: I actually cut them apart at my desk to ensure the Dominican tobaccos inside were long-filler. They are. And I took the maker's word that they're mellow, smooth, and not vomit-inducing. Just to make sure though, I outsourced the tasting process to a trio of palate-challenged dudes across the hall from me. They musta been knee-deep in the sauce because they gave Hesitant Pirate a unanimous thumbs up. I guess the $19.99 per bundle price tag for 20 big Churchills had something to do with it. One thing is for sure: there's no accounting for taste.